I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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