I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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