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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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