I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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