On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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