We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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