Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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