I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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