My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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