oh god the rape fog is back!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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