i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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