I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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