My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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