Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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