Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Randomize
