I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
