Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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