I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize