We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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