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So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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