you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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