you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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