: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
