Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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