Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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