i just google imaged poop.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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