I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
