for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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