"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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