JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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