He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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