seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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