So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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