how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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