when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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