i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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