There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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