did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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