Well apparently he's into motor boating.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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