At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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