dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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