sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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