in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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