you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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