I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
