I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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