He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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