I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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