I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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