Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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