he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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