Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Congratulations! We have a period
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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