Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
