I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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