You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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