You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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