dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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